It's early in order for you to enjoy the Christmas goodness!
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Cheesy Announcer Guy: Hello, and welcome to Christmas PicSpam! I’m your host, and our contestant today is the lovely Miss Sandi!
You: *squeeeeee*
Cheesy Announcer Guy: Sandi was elected for today’s show by Laura, a girl who loves her so but has no money with which to send a gift…
Laura: *blushes and giggles*
Cheesy Announcer Guy: For those who have never watched before, let me explain how it works. Behind these three doors are three of Sandi’s favoritest men in the world (besides me, of course). *winks*
You: Um, EW.
Cheesy Announcer Guy: *ahem* Each man has a very special Christmas gift for our contestant! Okay, Sandi, which door will be first?
You: Hmm… let’s start with Door Number 3!
Cheesy Announcer Guy: Hot Guy Number 3, come on out!!

Billy Boyd: *walks out in all his Scottish glory*
You: *SQUEEEE*
Billy Boyd: You, my dear, will be joining me for a day of second breakfasts, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper, followed by a romantic evening of fireworks and a walk in the Shire. *kisses you on the cheek*
Cheesy Announcer Guy: But it’s only just begun! Sandi, choose another door!
You: Door Number 1!
Cheesy Announcer Guy: Hot Guy Number 1, reveal yourself!

Tom Welling: *flies out*
You: *SQUEEEEEE even more!*
Tom Welling: Beautiful Sandi, for Christmas this year is a picnic among the stars above the city of your choice!
Cheesy Announcer Guy: Boy, I’ll tell ya, it’s heating up in here! Sandi, meet our last Hot Guy behind Door Number 2!!

Josh Groban: *the best for last, in all his splendor, walks in with a microphone*
You: *SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!*
Josh Groban: *sings* Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose…
You: *swoon*
Cheesy Announcer Guy: Okay, now for the moment you’ve been waiting for: the first one to kiss Sandi is the one she gets to do whatever she wants to!
The Hot Guys: *total mad dash!!*
The rest is all up to you! =D
Merry Christmas, Sandi! I love you so much!